18+ UK, Ireland & US · Coming soon
Post it.
Get cooked.
Roast the fit, the parking, the room. Never the person behind it.
The waitlist isn't open yet. Store links and sign-up arrive at launch.
How it works
Three taps from chaos to comedy.
- 1 · Snap it
Your photo or 3–8 second video.
Camera only, so every post is something you chose to share. Videos play silent.
- 2 · Set the heat
You pick how hard they go.
Extra Hot means sharper jokes. The safety rules stay exactly the same.
- 3 · Get cooked
24 hours of roasts. The best rise.
People vote on each roast. The funniest lines win awards and climb the board.
The roast room
Funny beats cruel. Every time.
Sample roasts written for this page. Not real users or posts.
- Parking Crimes
Parked like the lines are a suggestion.
Sample - Fits
That jacket has seen things. Mostly a charity shop rail.
Sample - Rooms
The plant is the only thing in here with a growth plan.
Sample - Cooking
This lasagne has layers. Mostly regret.
Sample - Cars
Spoiler on a 1.2 litre is a cry for help.
Sample - Fits
Dressed for a meeting that got cancelled in 2014.
Sample - Rooms
Cable management by a raccoon.
Sample
Swipe, scroll, or focus the list and use the arrow keys.
Weekly leaderboard
Wear the crust crown.
Ranked by average points per roast. You need at least 10 roasts in the week to be ranked. Points come only from votes. Coins can't buy rank.
- 1@line_judge · Head Chef8.42 avg · 14 roasts
- 2@kerbside7.90 avg · 11 roasts
- 3@valet_vic7.31 avg · 19 roasts
You · not ranked yet6 of 10 roasts
Kitchen Rules
Built so the joke never lands on who you are.
You choose to post.
Nobody gets roasted without opting in. Only your own photos and videos, taken in the app.
Choices, not identity.
Race, religion, gender, sexuality, disability and bodies are off-limits. So are sexual comments and threats, at every heat level.
Adults only, with real moderation.
18+ only: you give your date of birth when you sign up. Report or block from any post or roast. Moderation decisions can be appealed.
Questions
Before you step into the kitchen.
Who can join?
Adults aged 18 or over in the UK, Ireland and the US. The app is in English at launch.
Isn't roasting just bullying?
Only people who post get roasted, and they set the heat. Jokes target choices like outfits, rooms and parking. Filters and moderators remove anything aimed at identity, and you can report or block from any post or roast.
What happens to my videos?
Videos are 3 to 8 seconds and published without sound. Every post is screened before it goes live.
How do I sign in?
With a one-time code sent to your email. There's no password to remember.
Does it cost anything?
Roasting is free. You earn turns by posting and checking in daily. Nothing you buy changes votes or rank.